Gus don’t be….

  • Exactly half of an eleven pound Black Forest ham.
  • A gooey chocolate chip cookie.
  • A wet sponge with hair hanging off of it.
  • A myopic chihuahua.
  • A rabid porcupine.
  • The American adaptation of the British Gus.
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
  • This crevasse in my arm.
  • Such a gloomy you.
  • The third Thompson twin with dreadlocks.
  • An incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon.
  • All “I am not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe”.
  • The sock that got lost in the dryer.
  • A giant snapping turtle.
  • A silly goose.
  • The one game at “Chuck E. Cheese’s” that isn’t broken.
  • A wondering wildaberry.
  • Nick Cage’s accent in “Con Air”.
  • Leon from the “Like a Prayer” video.
  • Topher Grace running on the beach at the end of “Good Company”.
  • William Zabka from “Back to School”.
  • The last of the famous international Playboys.
  • A wounded bumblebee.
  • The only black lead on a major cable network.
  • A paranoid schizophrenic.
  • Both Ashley Simpson albums.
  • The way Eriq La Salle spells “Eric”.
  • A crazy hooligan.
  • Principle AND interest.
  • Your Jury Summons I “accidentally” threw away last month along with something they call a “W-2”
  • “Fine Young Cannibal’s” cover of “Suspicious Minds”.
  • The drool that drips from a baby’s chin.
  • A hard mathematical equation.
  • A tube half full of broken Pringles.
  • A whacked wombat.
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