- Exactly half of an eleven pound Black Forest ham.
- A gooey chocolate chip cookie.
- A wet sponge with hair hanging off of it.
- A myopic chihuahua.
- A rabid porcupine.
- The American adaptation of the British Gus.
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
- This crevasse in my arm.
- Such a gloomy you.
- The third Thompson twin with dreadlocks.
- An incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon.
- All “I am not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe”.
- The sock that got lost in the dryer.
- A giant snapping turtle.
- A silly goose.
- The one game at “Chuck E. Cheese’s” that isn’t broken.
- A wondering wildaberry.
- Nick Cage’s accent in “Con Air”.
- Leon from the “Like a Prayer” video.
- Topher Grace running on the beach at the end of “Good Company”.
- William Zabka from “Back to School”.
- The last of the famous international Playboys.
- A wounded bumblebee.
- The only black lead on a major cable network.
- A paranoid schizophrenic.
- Both Ashley Simpson albums.
- The way Eriq La Salle spells “Eric”.
- A crazy hooligan.
- Principle AND interest.
- Your Jury Summons I “accidentally” threw away last month along with something they call a “W-2”
- “Fine Young Cannibal’s” cover of “Suspicious Minds”.
- The drool that drips from a baby’s chin.
- A hard mathematical equation.
- A tube half full of broken Pringles.
- A whacked wombat.
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I’ve heard it both ways
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