Workers

Hello peeps!!!! Shawn here. I have something to say. We need more Followers, and we need a new worker at the site. I have to go nowm this is actually Lassie’s Laptop. Crap, there he is already. {Slam’s the Laptop Close}

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Shassie-Face

Shawn: Ladies and gentleman,  want to introduce you to, Shassie-Face.
Lassiter: I told you, Spencer, no “Shassie-Face”, we’re not a team.
Shawn: Ofcourse we are, Lassie.
Lassiter: Forget it *Walking away*
Shawn: Aw Lassie, come on.

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Something terrible happend

Shawn: Something terrible just happend !!!! My pineapple died. It died, before my eyes 😥

Gus: Shawn, can you please be serieus for a while.

Shawn: This IS serious. It was totally my fault. I just… cut him with a knife, in little pineapple slices. And I EATED HIM. Poor Roger.

Gus: *Shaked head*

Shawn, Gus and Roger (R.I.P)

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Lost him

Shawn: Ok, whe got terrible news. We lost the TK Killer. OMG, what will happen to Jules if whe don’t catch this guy.
Gus: I heard it was a woman.
Shawn: A woman Gus, really? Who told you that.
Gus: The people around Shawn. I’m not only talking Online. I talk in real life.
Shawn: In real life. Gus, why can’t we be so different from each other. You know what Gus? I don’t have time for this. We have to safe Juliet.
Gus: Your right Shawn.

Shawn&Gus

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Problems

Gus: Shawn, we got some problems here.
Shawn: I know, there are no Pineapples.
Gus: Shawn, I mean something different.
Shawn: No jerk Chicken? OMG!!!!
Gus: No Shawn, Twitter Killer is after Jules.
Shawn: What?!?!?!?!?! After Jules?!?!?!?!?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gus: We will catch him, before he has Jules, Shawn.
Shawn: Ofcourse we will.

Shawn And Gus

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Date? No way!!!!!

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Gus: Shawn, I’m going to…

Shawn: … Barack Obama?

Gus: No Shawn, to Alanna. I have a date with her.

Shawn: What?! A date?! Don’t lie to me, Gus.

Gus: I’m not lying, Shawn. It’s just a fact.

Shawn: Yeah right!

Gus: *Sigh and walks away*

Shawn: Gus…. come back!

Shawn&Gus

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Dude, Twitter Killer, Really?

Dude! We just beat Hashtag Killer and now his cousin is out to get us? And our peeps?! So unfair! Do we ever get a break?

I take pride in my hair, there’s no shame in that.

Anyway, while I surfing the web last night, I ran across this.

He’s got his own website! How unfair is that?!

I’ve got to go. Jules is calling me.

XOXO

Shawn

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